JUICY Watermelon

 A story about JUICY Watermelon

Reminder: Is not a true story and not to read this while eating...😏

                 My living place was at a small village with my grandparents when I was at young age. At that time I was being called as a 'Young Einstein' by the people staying at same village. The reason behind this title because I'm the only one who passed my science subject with 40 marks among all children in that village. 

             In one summer, I was excited as my grandmother bought me my best-loved watermelon and it is obviously the best fruit for summer. I immediately ate half of the whole watermelon in less than an hour with all the juices over my face. After fulfilled my satisfaction in eating the half watermelon, I felt my stomach gurgling in pain. Despite of the feeling of the 'nuclear explosion', I ran to the toilet as fast as possible🏃🏃. Unfortunately, the toilet was occupied and an idea came across my mind, I quickly ran to the garden and squatted down, it was so relaxing when the 'nuclear' successfully released. I buried my feces💩 with the soil and went back to the house.

                After a few days, I saw the watermelon seedling grew from the soil. At that time I felt so proud of my Motherly Ability that created a new life. I watered my plant every day then days after days, the watermelon started to grow from small size to bigger size like my belly. The day I had my science class, teacher taught us that fertilizer is important in order to make the plant bloom better. Therefore, I went to the garden then squatted down again to make my own FERTILIZER then pee on it to moisturize it. I got a big syringe and pump all of my fertilizer in it and thinking that the watermelon will grow better if the nutrient absorbed directly so I jab in my fertilizer into the watermelon inside and looking forward for it.

                 After a week, my grandmother took the watermelon and going to cut it. I was so happy and demanded for more watermelon as I believe it will be the best watermelon ever. When grandmother cut it, the 'yellow juice' flowed out from the watermelon and the kitchen full of terrible smell💩💩. The next day I was walking to school I heard teasing from other people. However, I still believe that the watermelon must be not absorbed the nutrient fully that's why it turn out like that😒.